kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

andrewhussiesbosom:

if you nice to me then I’ll

but if you give me shit Imma

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

snapchatting:

i’ve been so annoying all my life why hasn’t anyone shot me yet

comicbookcore:

burn everything you love and burn the 

ashes

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*